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Boo!Originally posted by 3100 MPFI View Postme too, but you don't see me spouting quotes randomly.
On with the quotes. Yes you can call it a sickness.
"Bonzai!!!"
*Moves out of way of car hauler, which takes off drivers door*
"I saw that you sombitch!"
"You did that on purpose!"
"Your going away til your grey!"
"I've got the evidence right here. Put the evidence in the car."
"But Daddy."
"Just put the evidence in the car!"
"I'm gonna barbeque your ass in molassas!"
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"now don't go home.
Don't go to eat.
And don't play with yourselves,
just wouldn't look nice on out here on my highway.
Oh, you can think about it, but doonn't do it."
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haha i just watched that movie the other dayOriginally posted by CobraCDR View PostWTF this is still going?!?!
"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags."
"The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
"The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it."
" I just passed another Kojack with a Kodak, this place is crawling with bears, where the hell are you?"
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"Hold up on that carwash there gentlemen."
*kicks one in ass*
"That's an attention getter."
"Hoss, you ain't going to believe this!"
"You better keep the hammer down or else those bears are gonna be all over you like maple syrup!"
Yeah I'm watched that movie way to many times!
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We really need to stop this...
APPREHEND THAT HORSE'S ASS FOR RECKELESS DRIVING!!" " But Daddy..." "DO AS I SAY YOU PILE OF MONKEY NUTS!!!!!"
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WTF this is still going?!?!
"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags."
"The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
"The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it."
" I just passed another Kojack with a Kodak, this place is crawling with bears, where the hell are you?"
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Here let me help you with that. *uses tie as napkin*Originally posted by 1994KlrWhaleOlds View PostWe got no time for that crap! G--damned sumb!tch!
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