Awhile back, my wife had to take a ride in an ambulance. No big deal, she is fine. The point is, they picked her up at work and drove her exactly 8.5 miles to the Hospital. Got the bill today.......840 F.....G DOLLARS!! Guys,....I have to get one of those "Ambulances". (Anyone have an old hearse for sale?) I'm thinking a 69 Caddy Fleetwood, with a blown 472. I could make the trip MUCH faster. A little advertisement, maybe a TV commercial. "Heart Attack? I get you there Fast!!" I'm picturing a 30 minute info-mercial! The money will start coming in!
"Ah..just put some kind of tube in him and shut-up! I'm driving!!
"Ah..just put some kind of tube in him and shut-up! I'm driving!!

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