Double Standards... LOL.

[v6h.o.]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing
trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out
with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression,
male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do
it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels
every 5 minutes.

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<voice of redneck> Thas sum funny shiz right thar!! I needed a good laugh tonight. Thanks!

[Kyles93Z34]

That's great. You shur do come up with the random stuff.

Kyle

[v6h.o.]

I didn't come up with this, someone copied/pasted this on a local forum i'm on.