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  • prophiseer
    Blaspheming Heretic
    • Jun 2006
    • 354

    #1

    ricer citation

    Seen this posted up in another forum and got a kick outta it, almost about to go start tagging some cars!


    N-body enthusiast:
    {'87 Grand Am SE - 3.0 90* v6} / {'93 Grand Am LE - 3.3 90* v6}
    {'98 Grand Am SE - 2.4 Q4} / {'99 Grand Am GT1 - 3400 60* v6}

    Current Project:
    {'90 Chevrolet C1500 Sport 350TBI}
  • Azrael
    Accelerating uphill in OD
    • Apr 2005
    • 763

    #2
    They should add something for guys driving with their baseball cap turned sideways.
    1995 Grand Am SE

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    • ryan.hess
      • Oct 2003
      • 526

      #3
      *looks outside*

      I'm going to need a couple reams of these.
      Okay now, that's enough of that.

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      • Superdave
        Been there, Built that.
        • Sep 2004
        • 5850

        #4
        write me up one for having a Mullet Mobille...



        390TQ / 320HP on 89 octaine @ 10 MPG
        Past Builds;
        1991 Z24, 3500/5 Spd. 275WHP/259WTQ 13.07@108 MPH
        1989 Camaro RS, ITB-3500/700R4. 263WHP/263WTQ 13.52@99.2 MPH
        Current Project;
        1972 Nova 12.73@105.7 MPH

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        • Canyonero
          Plays with Volvos now.
          • Sep 2006
          • 1112

          #5
          Originally posted by ryan.hess View Post
          I'm going to need a couple reams of these.
          Me too. Anywhere I could get a PDF of this to print nicely?
          '98 Volvo V90 - Ford 5.0 swap in progress
          '96 LR Range Rover 4.6 HSE - suspiciously reliable
          '92 Volvo 740 Wagon - former parts car, now daily-driver beater
          '71 Opel Kadett Wagon - 1.9L CIH w/ Weber DGV 32/36, in bits

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          • sharkey
            • Jun 2004
            • 2061

            #6
            im sure everyone here is or has been guilty of at least on of em.

            right now im guilty of racing seats in a slow car. others say im guilty of missbadging, but i swear, my car is a 2.0l rs cavy. it has a built 2.8l, but the car is still a 2.0l rs *lol*

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            • Canyonero
              Plays with Volvos now.
              • Sep 2006
              • 1112

              #7
              I think I'm only close to the stereo bit. I don't think it's quite worth as much as my car, but close.
              '98 Volvo V90 - Ford 5.0 swap in progress
              '96 LR Range Rover 4.6 HSE - suspiciously reliable
              '92 Volvo 740 Wagon - former parts car, now daily-driver beater
              '71 Opel Kadett Wagon - 1.9L CIH w/ Weber DGV 32/36, in bits

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              • X11_STE
                • Sep 2004
                • 386

                #8
                OH, cripes!!! *LOL* I know sssoooo many "friends" I could tag with these!!!
                Tuning a car is full of compromises. You must decide if you are willing to give up either reliability, performance, or a whole load of cash. Also remember that repairs will seem to come up much more often as you strive for even more performance

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                • 85maro
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 140

                  #9
                  Ricecop.com used to sell pads of these on the same paper cops use to make them look legit. I covered a ricemobile on my block with 'em after he tried to race me in my bone-stock '91 regal. I slowed down and let him catch up just so I could see the sorry look on his face. Stupid ricers... GMHonda
                  Last edited by 85maro; 10-07-2006, 09:11 PM.
                  Increasingly I find the difference between a "fact" and an opinion is the number of people who believe it.

                  3.4 block converted to roller valvetrain with 220/225 cam on 115 lsa, '769' heads with 3500 valves, LS6 springs & porting, twin T04E turbos, 3500 plenum with ported 3400 lower & 'short star' 65mm throttle.

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                  • StudlyCamaro
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 692

                    #10
                    "talking on cell phone while driving" .... ? that makes you rice???
                    3.4L camaro some goodies

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                    • Ortie666
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 340

                      #11
                      HAHHAHAAH< I LOVE IT!!!!, Soooo funny,, I want a box of these!!! reminds me of the time i seen a eclipse with a big wing on it and I wrote on a peice of paper the direcions to the local airport and stuck it under his faggy wipers
                      VIDEO Acadian http://videos.streetfire.net/video/8...7f00197eea.htm
                      VIDEO Chevette http://videos.streetfire.net/video/9...500156e11b.htm


                      Six-t-Six Motorsports
                      2.8L Chevette Roadcar
                      3.2L Acadian Racecar

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                      • 3.1POWER
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 52

                        #12
                        LMAO!!! Send me a bundle of these too!!! I dont necessarily agree that all of those things "ricey" -- EX: Carbon fiber hood. How is that rice?? Those things are price and very lightwieght. A ricey hood is one thats steel but a different color than the rest of thier car with a taped on hood scoop thats not cut out....lol.

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                        • 3.1POWER
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 52

                          #13
                          And dont forget unpainted body kits!!! THAT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!! PAINT THE DAMN THING!!!!!

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                          • 19Cutlass94
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 770

                            #14
                            haha thats awesome! Im gonna need alot of those! x2 on the paint though!
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                            1994 Oldsmobile Cultass Supreme SL
                            3400/Getrag 284 5spd
                            1995 Chevy K1500 350c.i. 5spd Z71
                            350/NV3500 5spd
                            2014 Chevrolet Malibu LS

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                            • prophiseer
                              Blaspheming Heretic
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 354

                              #15
                              EX: Carbon fiber hood. How is that rice?? Those things are price and very lightwieght. A ricey hood is one thats steel but a different color than the rest of thier car with a taped on hood scoop thats not cut out....lol.

                              Ever seen "Carbon Fiber" hood stickers? That's right, a big-ass sticker that is made to "look" like carbon fiber . . . that's rice.

                              Or, as you'll see around here a lot, carbon fiber hoods that aren't painted to match the vehicle (granted it's a bit difficult to paint carbon fiber as compared to fiberglass, but . . .). For some reason, ricers seem to enjoy showing off the money they've (spent/wasted). IMO, I'd rather Joe Schmoe beside me at the light not being able to tell I've got a fiberglass or carbon fiber front end, y'know?
                              N-body enthusiast:
                              {'87 Grand Am SE - 3.0 90* v6} / {'93 Grand Am LE - 3.3 90* v6}
                              {'98 Grand Am SE - 2.4 Q4} / {'99 Grand Am GT1 - 3400 60* v6}

                              Current Project:
                              {'90 Chevrolet C1500 Sport 350TBI}

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