BORED POST: Michael Jackson jokes???

[Anonymous]

What do Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common?

They both have boy's pants 1/2 off.





I'm bored in drafting and am hittign the refresh key on this site every second hoping somebody made a post so I can read it. But no one has, so I did.

[kflo 93 gt]

MJ: Here have some cookies Tommy.
Tommy: These are good cookies
Mj: I know, I baked them with my special recipe
T: These cookies are making me tired Michael
Mj: Good, err yea, they're good cookies huh
T: Oh shit

[Anonymous]

Talk about having no life!

[Anonymous]

That's not too bad-keep 'em coming!

[wiccanferret]

MJ: Here have some cookies Tommy.
Tommy: These are good cookies
Mj: I know, I baked them with my special recipe
T: These cookies are making me tired Michael
Mj: Good, err yea, they're good cookies huh
T: Oh shit

:wtf:

[ikessky]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


One is plastic and harmful to children....... The other carries groceries!

[kflo 93 gt]

MJ: Here have some cookies Tommy.
Tommy: These are good cookies
Mj: I know, I baked them with my special recipe
T: These cookies are making me tired Michael
Mj: Good, err yea, they're good cookies huh
T: Oh shit

:wtf:

Yea, I really have no idea. I heard something like that in the monologue of Conan, tried to recreate it. Failed miserably.

[customandsound]

you all know jackson had food poison ..... he eat a 12 year old weiny

[Anonymous]

Har har...

Michael Jackson is ecologically friendly... he's made of recycled plastic! And if they execute him, they can recycle him again!

[SappySE107]

I just pray this thread is recycled to something more useful.

[GPXSS]

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and this thread?



nothing, they are both gay.

[Anonymous]

I was bored, and hey, it's not adding to our post counts so it's all in good fun. Feel free to delete it....

[Anonymous]

[tomz34]

How do you know when its time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand is touching the little hand.

[Anonymous]

How do you know when its time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand is touching the little hand.